Human-Alien Weirdo Tee

Human-Alien Weirdos sometimes have the sneaking suspicion they landed on the wrong planet. They find “normal” human behaviour baffling, get wildly excited by things others barely notice, and occasionally wonder whether everyone else was issued a different human manual. Lovingly documented in WEIRDO Field Note #003. Following painstaking research here at the Weirdo Field Guide Research Institute, current evidence suggests: right planet, different wiring, wonderfully weird stardust baby.

Featuring our signature hand-drawn stick figure style, this design celebrates the curious experience of feeling completely at home on Planet Earth, while somehow still feeling like a visitor. Half human. Half alien. 100% made of stardust.

Double stitched on the neckline and sleeves for durability, and printed on premium unisex ring-spun cotton, this official piece of Field Equipment has been approved by the WEIRDO Field Guide Research Institute. Suitable for navigating Planet Earth, identifying fellow human-aliens, and being unapologetically yourself among the humans.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
•• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.