Total Chess Weirdo Tee

The Total Chess Weirdo knows that chess is THE beautiful game. They study openings, replay lost games long after everyone else has moved on, and can spot a beautiful move in an instant while occasionally missing the hanging rook. Ratings do not matter, obviously. Every single point is nevertheless monitored closely. Lovingly documented by the WEIRDO Field Guide Research Institute.

Featuring our signature hand-drawn stick figure style, this design celebrates the endlessly curious humans who find beauty, challenge and fascination across 64 squares, then come back for one more game anyway.

Double stitched on the neckline and sleeves for durability, and printed on premium unisex ring-spun cotton, this official piece of Field Gear has been approved by the WEIRDO Field Guide Research Institute. Suitable for tournament halls, kitchen-table battles, late-night analysis, studying openings you may never actually use, and all other forms of perfectly respectable chess research.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.